Apparently ISIS didn’t get the memo

It looks like someone didn’t get their snail mail or email in time. Obviously the memo never reached the local Kabul’s Polytechnic University Bombs-r-Us chapter of ISIS

The top religious clerics of Afghanistan issued a fatwa banning the use of suicide attacks as going against Islamic law on Monday, before being attacked by a suicide bomber roughly an hour later.

As we used to say in Afghanistan, “you just can’t make this shit up”.

But it could also be that the literacy rate in Afghanistan hasn’t improved much so the bomber wasn’t able to read the “No Suicide Bombing in this area” sign. Because lord knows those gun-free zone signs have worked miracles in the US at keeping people from doing bad things like killing people when they could get in trouble for not adhering to a sign.



Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.